Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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