you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
