I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
