you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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