Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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