i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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