Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i think i scared a bird with my dick
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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