The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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