question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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