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(845): View more from New York

oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.

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(719): View more from Colorado

so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked

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(706): View more from Georgia

We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.

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Where's it at?

(706): View more from Georgia

In your pants.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.

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(917): View more from New York City

He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.

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(970): View more from Colorado

She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon

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(713): View more from Texas

You threw up everything but your ovaries.

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