I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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