sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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