Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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