I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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