Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My pussy is not your playground.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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