you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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