That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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