why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
