forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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