She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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