Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm like, not good at living.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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