What should our trivia night team be named?
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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