do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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