FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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