Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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