dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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