belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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