You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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