I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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