It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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