Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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