He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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