respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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