Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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