yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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