Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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