I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i now understand why vodka
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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