I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're facebook friends in real life
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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