8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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