i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
