and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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