Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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