look no pants
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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