How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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