hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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