Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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