we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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