Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"it" just moved
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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