Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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