butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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