its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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