she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
How external is "for external use only"?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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