Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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