She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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